Craptacular's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[George Bush's "Truth"]

ick

about as moving as a sally struthers feed the children commercial. what garbage...

and i'm a kerry voter...

[Could u?]

What if I voted Blizam?

If I drove them over the edge and they decided to kill themselves, then they're weak. They should do it, thus decreasing the surplus population.

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

i have a greater respect for life then u it seems, if u think we should remove the useless to make life better, we should remove the entire speieces the rest of the animals do not kill each other and the world around them meaninglessly

[A Grave in the Desert]

wow...

A very unique tale. The music was fitting. The animation was solid.

Although, one criticism would be that your drawing style sometimes confuses the action. It's almost too bubbly/cartoony at times, and it makes things hard to discern from one another.

Very well done.

Lady-Entropy responds:

Thank you! And yes, I think that the symbols were somewhat inconsistent in this movie. next time I hope to import inked drawings and then cel shade them for a more consistent look. Thanks for the helpful suggestions!

[Goamy's rant ||]

Um...

These suck. Please stop making them. Why should I watch a talking rabbit hand puppet with nothing original to say?

[Goamy: Goamy's rant]

suck X 7

If there's anything worse than a half-assed parody of a stupid-ass cartoon, then it's a SERIES based on a half-assed parody of a stupid-ass cartoon. Not only that, but you decided that Dave Chapelle couldn't have a monopoly on his own comedic material, so you decided to 'borrow' it and thus 'murder' it. No good. Not good at all. Actually, anti-good.

[Pizza Guys]

hello ripoff...

College University + Waterman = This shit.

zonzo responds:

I don't get why. I can understand CU, but nothing with waterman.

[Violin Masta]

uM...

I'm an orchestra teacher.

Use vibrato. Make sure you're counting steadily, and don't rush that shit.

I swear to god I teach orchestra. I just never thought I'd be able to critique someone through the internet.

FourStar responds:

thanks for the lesson. check out my new video at http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/172798

["Waterman" Ep. V]

what...

a reference to oregon trail, hungry hippos, kill bill, etc.

good game mr. waterman. good game.

[Because]

Wow...

How could you ruin that beautiful animation with Sausage on a Bun!? It was really good, until the end, but at least I'm happy that you don't take yourself TOO seriously like some of these indie twats.

[What if Hitler Lived?]

The guy before me is a nub and a tool.

NSCIVIC is a nub. 5/13/04 GOOD GAME. And to make matters worse, he's canadian.

Ps. Cute idea, well executed, not fall out of chair funny, but I definitely snickered. Thank you for being original :-D