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Uprising of the OVERUSED SPRITE

Lemme guess, you made one of those cows, was SO impressed by it, and decided to use it over and over and over again...so all of these cows are all clones...

Not a bad idea, just poor animation.

userK responds:

Yea I know I overused one cow. And I know poor animation. I just really wanted to get the concept by and ask for any suggestions and crap like that.

pretty bad...

All you used was and odd photo, a fractal image, and a bunch of non-related videogame characters.

And the song you picked wasn't by nails...it was a remix by some douchbag with no innovation.

1, only because it animated.

The9thSoulessDragon responds:

um...yeah, thanks?

Not bad, could be better

You have a good style of character, but the video was basically the guy standing there half the time. You should've had more action, and not made a standard MTV video, which I could've just turned on my tv to see.

P.S. Why must you perpetuate the gangsta stereotype?

um...it IS your fault.

it means that you didn't take the time to change the mp3 filesize. you have control of that...ZERO

SLiP-56 responds:

God, another dumass. dont you think I already compressed the file? obviously I did lower the audio quality or the file would be about 4 MB.

This,,,is...great.

This is some of the most inventive animation I've seen. What a great idea!!! DEFENESTRATOR almost made me wet myself. This is a class act. The hyperbolians...HA!

You're killing the squirrel...

You're killing the squirrel. YOU'RE KILLING THE SQUIRREL! THE SQUIRREL IS NOW URKEL TO ME. YOU;VE GREATLY OVERUSED HIM, AND NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY.

Not only was it lame...

It was lame because it has been done before.

However, this did not piss me off as much as the fact that you didn't know the name of the brothers who did the movie...Andy & Larry Wachowski, but that you mislabelled the SONGS as well. "Clubbed to Death sounds NOTHING like Rob Zombie, but if fact is done by Rob D., a dark techno fave.

As for Play that Funky Music, ALL FUNK ISN'T DONE BY GEORGE CLINTON YOU MORONS. KC and the Sunshine Band.

What angers me most is the fact that all of these names are easily accessible on the wonder that is the internet.

Please thin of a better idea, and give the proper people their due.

Glorious.

With the exception of O Fortuna from Orff's Carmina Burana(sp?), which is a bit campy and cliche, the music choice was IMPECCABLE! Amazing job animating, nice and interesting "camera" angles. Just a simply amazing job all around.

don hertzfeldt?

Sounds familiar. If you're not familiar with Don Hertzfeldt's humour, then go to Bitter Films. It's online somewhere.

If you are familiar, then for shame...

Eh.

I guess it's a good idea, but it falls short a little on every point. Try again, but this time don't cut corners. You are good, but try to work harder at it.

yeah...yeah yeah...yeah...

Age 43, Male

Misanthrope

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