Craptacular's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Grave in the Desert]

wow...

A very unique tale. The music was fitting. The animation was solid.

Although, one criticism would be that your drawing style sometimes confuses the action. It's almost too bubbly/cartoony at times, and it makes things hard to discern from one another.

Very well done.

Lady-Entropy responds:

Thank you! And yes, I think that the symbols were somewhat inconsistent in this movie. next time I hope to import inked drawings and then cel shade them for a more consistent look. Thanks for the helpful suggestions!

[Pizza Guys]

hello ripoff...

College University + Waterman = This shit.

zonzo responds:

I don't get why. I can understand CU, but nothing with waterman.

[Violin Masta]

uM...

I'm an orchestra teacher.

Use vibrato. Make sure you're counting steadily, and don't rush that shit.

I swear to god I teach orchestra. I just never thought I'd be able to critique someone through the internet.

FourStar responds:

thanks for the lesson. check out my new video at http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/172798

[Pico VS Zombies DoD]

ombies = Suck

You're a fantastic animator. Truely amazing drawing.

Zombies are dumb and boring. Please do something new and original with your talent. For the love of god please.

SickDeathFiend responds:

why did you even watch a movie thats a Tribute to zombie movies, vote, and write a review, if you hate zombies so much? der.

[AURORA - episode 2]

nice

if you need voice actors, email me. i'll contribute.

nice work

naz-1 responds:

Thanks for the offer. But the problem is I need FEMALE actors, and NO FEMALES EVER OFFER!

[darth vader-memories]

not by weird al

if you're going to mistakly attribute a parody to weird al, make sure it's good at least.

GREENMAD responds:

the song is by weird al!!!!!
not the flash!

[A Christmas Carol]

Jesus Christ! THE SONG IS BALLS!!

What possessed you to use that melody!?! The animation is good, but the song makes me want to kill myself. It's like you gave someone who knows the book a guitar, and they tried to cram the whole thing in the song that they made up on the spot. Jamming sentences into the same song structure makes the song sound immature, and the same melody over and over and voer and over and over, damn. OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!! Made me angry....very angry. You don't even know. Please Kritian, Never again. PUT THE GUITAR DOWN. Or at least the microphone. If it was just the music, I'd be ok. But now my wrists are slit. What a great christmas you gave me!

shagrat responds:

You should seek some help for that problem.

["R"]

ok i guess

First let me correct a previous review. Intellectual Masturbation.

Second, don't you think trying to define life is pointless? All it does is waste the little time you have of it.

Furthermore, if you're going to have a longwinded speech, make sure to put something interesting in the background, or perhaps intermittant visualizations of what you're speaking about. Possibly a dancing squirrel in the bottom left hand corner for the dummies. I found myself not listening to you after a while and just reading it, because it was too long to sit and watch.

Amazing animation skills however. Good job.

Da-Dinictus responds:

There were Clocks in the background for comic relief, so you could perhaps see why they did whatever they did in the epilogue. And what about my hard work on the lip-sync?
I feel... Happy really, still being applauded for my skills and for you still leaving a review. Yes, you're perhaps right it is too long, but you can't please them all, eh?

[Uprise of the Cows Demo]

Uprising of the OVERUSED SPRITE

Lemme guess, you made one of those cows, was SO impressed by it, and decided to use it over and over and over again...so all of these cows are all clones...

Not a bad idea, just poor animation.

userK responds:

Yea I know I overused one cow. And I know poor animation. I just really wanted to get the concept by and ask for any suggestions and crap like that.

[NIN - Something Blue]

pretty bad...

All you used was and odd photo, a fractal image, and a bunch of non-related videogame characters.

And the song you picked wasn't by nails...it was a remix by some douchbag with no innovation.

1, only because it animated.

The9thSoulessDragon responds:

um...yeah, thanks?