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[A Christmas Carol]

Jesus Christ! THE SONG IS BALLS!!

What possessed you to use that melody!?! The animation is good, but the song makes me want to kill myself. It's like you gave someone who knows the book a guitar, and they tried to cram the whole thing in the song that they made up on the spot. Jamming sentences into the same song structure makes the song sound immature, and the same melody over and over and voer and over and over, damn. OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!! Made me angry....very angry. You don't even know. Please Kritian, Never again. PUT THE GUITAR DOWN. Or at least the microphone. If it was just the music, I'd be ok. But now my wrists are slit. What a great christmas you gave me!

shagrat responds:

You should seek some help for that problem.

[Cigarettes Can Kill]

I think this needs to be said to you.

I'm a douchebag who can't take a joke. I have friends that smoke, and seeing a smoker get killed by ingesting a flaming squirrel hits a bit too close to home. Master of Sprites is an idiot.

Good flashin'. Benny Hill chase scene always appreciated.

["R"]

ok i guess

First let me correct a previous review. Intellectual Masturbation.

Second, don't you think trying to define life is pointless? All it does is waste the little time you have of it.

Furthermore, if you're going to have a longwinded speech, make sure to put something interesting in the background, or perhaps intermittant visualizations of what you're speaking about. Possibly a dancing squirrel in the bottom left hand corner for the dummies. I found myself not listening to you after a while and just reading it, because it was too long to sit and watch.

Amazing animation skills however. Good job.

Da-Dinictus responds:

There were Clocks in the background for comic relief, so you could perhaps see why they did whatever they did in the epilogue. And what about my hard work on the lip-sync?
I feel... Happy really, still being applauded for my skills and for you still leaving a review. Yes, you're perhaps right it is too long, but you can't please them all, eh?

[Cotton Roots]

Holy shit....

This was absolute genius. Not only did I marvel at the graphics, but I gasp at the irreverence. Now, I thought I was the most insensitive person on the earth, but this movie was the equivilent of making a Nazi cooking show on Jew preparation. Very good, and very effective. You win a cookie.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 5]

Sticks sticks sticks

You should try fleshing them out...

I mean, your style is outstanding, plot is a tad cliche, but still, executed well.

I would love to see a movie of yours with fleshed out bodies...much harder, but the work will pay off.

Good job!

[The Cake]

Flashman1000 is an idiot.

This was solid flashin. While the style is used tremendously, because it is the common style for actual cartoons, you did not steal anything from parachute. How stupid is that.

One comment, you could've either

A. Picked better music, as that the one you picked is a bit cliche,

or

B. Made the action fit the music better, so as to eliminate cliche-ness.

Still very good, just some conctructive crit.

[Whats Cooking]

holy shit that was funny.

Professional caliber humour. Good job.

Only thing is, the fading camera changes slow it down a bit...almost too much. Try the quick snap camera angle switch, especially with the fast humour, like the woman and man facing each other, back and forth. It would've made the joke quicker and funnier.

Good job though, better than me,

[Hats! 2: The Reckoning]

Good ideas

Good drawing style, good audio, but you need to sync the audio with the voices. it IS possible, I know it is...

Try using the stream instead of the event sync, or something like that...I forget cuz its 2am